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best-of-imgur:

derp cat

best-of-imgur:

derp cat

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fuckyeahdementia:

you could stop at five or six stores

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i-only-own-my-mindd:

The emotional Josh Homme kills me

i-only-own-my-mindd:

The emotional Josh Homme kills me

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qxtsa:

black—legend:

Lie, lie to my face,
Tell me it ain’t no thing,
That’s what I wanna hear.
Take, a lie to the grave,
That’s what and old friend told me,
Look at what it did for him.

The truth hurts so bad, wouldn’t you say?
So why tell it?
If ignorance is bliss,
Then I’m in heaven now.

Run, you’ll never escape,
You see you go nowhere (so new you appear),
Broke, laid to waste,
Turn into sweet nothings,
That kiss you goodbye.

The truth hurts so bad, wouldn’t you say?
So why tell it?
If ignorance is bliss,
Then I’m in heaven now.

I keep doin’ it over and over again,
The never ending places I never been
No one is catching on or calling my bluff,
The devil made me, only we never met,
Watch you do is say it with a smile boy,
Makin’ us all forget

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hhelenaharper:

why is this in my house

hhelenaharper:

why is this in my house

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tastefullyoffensive:

Animals With Unusual Fur Markings [bp]

Previously: Cats Sitting Like HumansBunnies Sticking Their Tongues Out

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Direwolves or Dragons? (x)

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paragonikathryn:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

This is genius

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ansgar-amergin:

mesovideo:

Stock photos are a gift to the internet

What in the actual fuck

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