1. gaydicks420:

    last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

  2. (Source: dweebery)

  3. bonjourtriceratops:

    spheress:

    pr1nceshawn:

    Masculine Ways to Do Feminine Things by Dave Mercier.

    THIS IS AMAZING

    Oh my gosh the bag one I died, ‘carry her’

    (Source: College Humor)

  4. gendercake:

Was………….73.59

    gendercake:

    Was………….73.59

    (Source: woogidy)

  5. daftpenetration:

adorabloodthirsty-slytherdork:

drbuttocks:

thats-so-meme:

how

now

Brown

cow

    daftpenetration:

    adorabloodthirsty-slytherdork:

    drbuttocks:

    thats-so-meme:

    how

    now

    Brown

    cow

    (Source: grindlebone)

  6. love-spain:

Good designs match! Saarinen table with STUA Laclasica chair in white. John Edelman residence Connetict.

    love-spain:

    Good designs match! Saarinen table with STUA Laclasica chair in white. John Edelman residence Connetict.

  7. (Source: bryko)

  8. the-best-of-funny:

    stridedave:

    what happened 

    X
  9. paprikapotts:

    barbaricyip:

    motherfuckingnazgul:

    shireen-baratheon:

    #THERE ARE LITERALLY THREE MOVIES AND A HUGE-ASS BOOK EXPLAINING WHY KEEPING IT IS A BAD IDEA

    "…it felt like a gift from the underworld," Lundin told The Local. "It was my magnificent ring. I didn’t want to give it up."

    O_O

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  10. yulon:

thepacificrimjob:

sorry guys i tripped

    yulon:

    thepacificrimjob:

    sorry guys i tripped

    image

    (Source: theclearlydope)

  11. unamusedpixie:

I’m glad your wife got to have her Batman cake.  

    unamusedpixie:

    I’m glad your wife got to have her Batman cake.  

  12. bureaubaggins:

dignified-and-old:

baruchobramowitz:

Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness

I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs
"Can you pass the salad, Mom?" he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad
She never passes the salad

"Hey Mom, can you pass the salad?"




"You always do this to me, Mom."

    bureaubaggins:

    dignified-and-old:

    baruchobramowitz:

    Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness

    I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs

    "Can you pass the salad, Mom?" he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad

    She never passes the salad

    "Hey Mom, can you pass the salad?"

    "You always do this to me, Mom."

  13. (Source: vampire-groupie)

  14. jimmyneuteredtron:

    fangartist:

    can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

    alienaelizabeth:

    drunkaster:

    harrys so cute i want 7

    image

    its funny cause the hp fandom hijacked a post that was about harry styles

    Slow clap for the HP fandom

    image

  15. skynyrd007:

Neither do I

    skynyrd007:

    Neither do I

    (Source: mrrightandmrbubble)